Meanwhile in Spain: Police Break Up 50-Person New Year’s Orgy and Already We Feel Left Behind This Year

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We all ring in the New Year in different ways. Some go to rowdy, Champagne and beer pong-fueled, dance-filled, raucous parties. Others FaceTime friends and family and some stay home and fall asleep will binging a show on Netflix, hours before the ball drops. Others prefer a different form of ball dropping. This is the case with a large gathering in Spain.

This gathering break Covid-19 restrictions in the Llica d’Amunt near Barcelona, but it wasn’t just an over-the-top New Year’s party that simply got out of hand. In fact, it was actually a 50-person sex party. While we can think of worse ways to ring in the New Year, a giant end of the year orgy isn’t the best idea while we’re in the midst of a global pandemic.

Apparently, police were notified about the orgasmic event when two of the eager guests knocked on the wrong house likely doing their best impression of Todd Phillips’ character from ‘Old School’.

We shouldn’t be surprised to learn that the party was hosted by a handful of Americans who had hired a slew of prostitutes to climax their way into a new year. While we don’t know what fines having a sex party will bring, we do know they’ll be fined because the fifty-plus guests are way more than the maximum of ten allowed in the region during COVID restrictions.