God helps us all if you get stuck in an elevator with Ted Cruz.
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Let's hope you never get stuck in an elevator with MTG. But if you do, we're here for you.
What's worse: this Texan senator or a deadly virus?
Could you be more useless?
The only person dumb enough to use a pencil as a sex toy is you, DeSantis.
Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Florida) is basically a useless bag of hair and forehead who may go to prison to prison…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is positioning himself as the guy to fight totally pointless cultural wars to “own the libs,”…
Don't forget the coke!
It's time to take your leave, Nancy.
Time for working retirement, Mitch McConnell.
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