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Mandatory Cannabis: 8 Tips and Tricks to Reel Yourself Back In When You’re Blasted

Ten years ago, buying cannabis was like visiting the Wild West, especially when it came to procuring and ingesting edibles. Before California legalized the recreational use of Cannabis in 2016, dosing could get a bit wild. And in the very early days of legalized weed, you would buy edible cookies or candies wrapped in foil or Saran Wrap. They would come dosed in one of two ways: strong and less strong, and both were powerful to the point of frightening.

These days, thanks to regulations, getting a perfect dose is so easy and totally commonplace. That is, however, unless you accidentally take too many edibles. Overestimating one’s dosage is still pretty commonplace. Not only that, there are a variety of reasons that someone could end up blasted. This includes tolerance, age, metabolic rate, and how you consumed said cannabis. Concentrates are still the strongest form of consumption, which is why you feel like you’re dying after you dab. Whatever reason you’ve come to the School of Mandatory Cannabis: I’m Too High Edition, we’ve got your back.

First of all, you’re going to be fine. You’re going to survive the overwhelming and uncomfortable feelings you’re experiencing. But as the saying goes, the only way out is through. So you’re still going to have to commit to making it through the existential hell you’re in right now, and once it’s over, it’s over. If you’re not so high your face is melting off, but you have been or might be sometime in the future, go ahead and bookmark this. You’ll thank us for it the next time you think your heart has stopped but really you’re just blitzed.

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