Khloe Kardashian Shares Surprising Sex Advice For Players (Like Her Ex Tristan Thompson)

Tristan Thompson is a player. And no, we’re not talking about the 31-year-old Canadian-American baller’s career with the Chicago Bulls.

As anyone who spends time on the internet knows, Thompson fathered a child with personal trainer Maralee Nichols. What made this so scandalous was that he did so after leaving a 30th birthday party Kardashian planned for him, then denied the child was his until paternity tests revealed the truth. Rather than discuss all this with Kardashian, he kept it on the down-low, and she found out like the rest of the world from leaked court documents (Nichols sued Thompson for pregnancy-related medical expenses and child support) and Instagram posts.

There’s no right way to go about cheating, but, man, this was absolutely the wrong way on so many levels.

All this was revealed in the season 1 finale of The Kardashians on Hulu. In the episode, Kardashian and her nearest and dearest unpack what the hell just happened. After all, Thompson and Kardashian had survived his cheating scandals before, and were in therapy working towards reunification and possibly marriage and another child together.

In one scene, Kardashian is talking with her sister Kim about the situation, and she had surprisingly wise words for men contemplating stepping out on their women. Here’s the reality star’s advice if you’re thinking of cheating on your girlfriend (again):

“You either wear a condom, get a vasectomy, or you don’t fuck random people that you meet in other states — it’s not rocket science.”

And yet, here we are.

Tristan Thompson was trending after the episode aired, as he has many times before thanks to his wandering eye. Here are a few Twitter hot takes on the matter.

Blue cheese is to me what Tristan Thompson is to Khloe. I have given it like 49 chances and it chooses to be disgusting every time.

— cari (@thats_tru_) June 16, 2022

Whenever I see the name Tristan Thompson Ik is not basketball related

— (@kaotar_) June 9, 2022

Me seeing Tristan Thompson trending again pls. we are tired. pic.twitter.com/SfHjCf92qy

— Emani Payne (@EmaniPayneTV) June 16, 2022

We haven’t looked at Thompson’s NBA stats lately, but it’s safe to say he’s a loser no matter how you spin it.

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