You don’t have to be handsome to score the hottest chicks. Nobody knows this better than Ariana Grande’s ex-funnyman and Kim Kardashian’s current court jester, Pete Davidson. That’s because making women laugh is an easy way to break the ice and not only that, it also releases endorphins. Endorphins occur naturally as a response to pain or stress. However, they also occur during other essential activities like eating, exercising, or having sex.
Obviously, making a woman laugh like you’re Pete Davidson will get them so hot they forget you’re basically a gross loser. Instead, they’ll associate you with the same thrilling rush as getting off. For starters, let’s be honest, you’re no Pete Davidson. Nobody even knows who you are, but honestly, that’s OK. Nobody used to know who Pete Davidson was until he dated Ariana Grande. That is to say, your time will come.
For example, even though you’re just some unsightly guy, you too can morph from an ugly caterpillar into a beautiful, hilarious butterfly by making a woman you don’t deserve think you’re the funniest dude ever. And it all starts with mastering your ability to make women laugh. So get her endorphins going with the Pete Davidson guide to making women laugh so hard they forget you’re unattractive.
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Pete Davidson Guide To Lady Laughing
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Imitate Her Favorite Celebs
For starters, comic impressions are still a huge draw for comics like Pete Davidson. Do an over-the-top impression of a celebrity she adores. Make her laugh while also fulfilling her wildest fantasy: you being someone else.
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Deflect With Sarcasm
Perfectly timed sarcasm signals to her that you're funny, but it also stops conversations you don't want to have. She wants to talk about getting more serious? Deflect by saying something sarcastic and then compliment how good she looks. A winning combination.
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Surprise Her With Physical Comedy
If you're not the most handsome fellow, you're going to need to keep her from seeing it. For instance, the best way to do this is with stellar physical comedy. Throw yourself down some stairs or eat something so spicy you cry and you'll win her heart forever.
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Own Your Flaws
Poking fun at yourself not only signals to a woman you don't take yourself too seriously, but it also reminds her that she's the boss, giving her enough security to actually think she might love you despite how ugly you are.
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Know When to Stop and Get Your Laugh
Spend enough time on stage and you'll recognize that much like your girlfriend, the audience has a pulse. If she's starting to laugh really hard, don't follow up and tag your joke too quickly. Pause and let the laugh build until she's so tickled she's crying. Then tag that joke and send her into true hysterics.
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Don't Try So Hard
Being funny is one thing, but never turning it off is annoying as hell. Know when enough is enough. A great boyfriend, like a great comedian, knows when to self edit.
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Lean Into Your Silly Side
Let down your defenses and get silly. Perfect jokes don't turn on women, but letting them see you be your most vulnerable, weird, wacky self does.
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Riff Off Her
Look, you're the star of the show, but the best comics thrive off other comics. So if she makes a callback to an earlier joke or simply surprises you with a wild one-liner, riff off her. If she thinks you're so funny that she's funny, you'll win major points.
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Don't Forget the Prop Comedy
They say prop comedy is the lowest form of humor *cough* Carrot Top *cough*. However, there are so many different objects that can get her giggling and will provide the punchline for you.
