Talking in public has become a serious hazard for many Americans. Mostly because often time we don’t think before we speak (or tweet). And for a few people on this list, there’s no thinking at all. From Kourtney Kardashian to the mom who thought mentioning bringing loaded guns to school was a good closing statement, it’s easy to see what should have been left unsaid after the fact.
Luckily for us, hindsight doesn’t happen until much, much later after the words have been spoken. And while it’s true that words are often taken out of context, not so with this amazing collection of utterances. We promise you these 100 percent authentic remarks look stupid from every angle.
Needless to say, we have no idea how so many people are walking around in plain sight with both feet in their mouths. Today, let’s take a moment to stop and gawk at nine such individuals who should never, ever say the following things again.
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9 things not to say in public 2022
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'African-American voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans.'
According to Mitch McConnell, we are living in at least two Americas. And according to everyone else, he's a dick in both of them.
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'The term black is weird...'
"Unless you are talking to someone who is like 100% African from the darkest place where they are not wearing any clothes all day." Do you know what else is weird? That thing you just said.
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'We're proud of the work we did on January 6.'
And we're still trying to figure out what Matt Gaetz actually does for a job.
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'I HAD to sleep with them.'
Joss dude, some thoughts are better left in the man cave of the mind. Like asking for forgiveness by telling everyone you're "powerless" against the opposite sex.
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'I will bring every single gun loaded and ready.'
This sentence only works if you're talking about a shootout at the O.K. Corral. And even then it's a little extra.
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'We birthed a nation. From nothing. There was nothing here.'
Literally, before the pilgrims landed, America was just as empty as Rick Santorum's 'Thought-a-Day" journal.
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'What a stupid son-of-a-bitch.'
Calling someone a stupid SOB really depends on who you're talking about. If it's Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy, you can probably let it slide.
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'Do ants have dicks?'
Why? Do you want to have sex with an ant?
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'A true friend doesn't RUB IT IN when you make a mistake. They RUB IT OUT.'
Please stop saying this Joel Osteen. For the love of God. Have mercy on our tender souls.
