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I have many reasons for staying away from hardcore drugs, but near the top of that list has to be the fact that so many of them are smuggled in guys’ assholes.
According to Coconuts, a 27-year-old man named Pattapong Chaimongkol was recently arrested in the northern Phayao province of Thailand, and a subsequent body search yielded “over 200 methamphetamine tablets” that had been jammed up his ass.
Of course, this kind of thing seems to happen every hour on the hour in places like Thailand and Florida, so that alone doesn’t make the story newsworthy. But this picture of one of the arresting officers taking a picture with the suspect’s bare ass sure as shit does.
The man was able to fit a total of 203 “yaba tablets” in his rectum, and the search was made easier given the fact that they were all placed in a blue plastic bag first instead of just thrown up there like somebody was rolling dice.
Chaimongkol admitted to the arresting officers that the pills were not only for him but also for sale to teenagers. He was charged with possession of a Category 1 drug with intent to sell. Since it happened in Thailand, there’s a chance that he might be dead now, but thankfully, his ass will live on forever.
